Start your morning in a trance. Whether you’re doomscrolling or just disassociating with style, this mug gets it. Equal parts irony and existential dread, it’s the perfect vessel for your fourth cup of coffee and the creeping realization that late-stage capitalism is winning.
☕ 11oz of manufactured consent
🌀 Microwave & dishwasher safe for your convenience
🇺🇸 Ideal for office politics, Sunday scaries, or staring blankly into the void
Wake up. Drink up. Zone out.
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Start your morning in a trance. Whether you’re doomscrolling or just disassociating with style, this mug gets it. Equal parts irony and existential dread, it’s the perfect vessel for your fourth cup of coffee and the creeping realization that late-stage capitalism is winning.
☕ 11oz of manufactured consent
🌀 Microwave & dishwasher safe for your convenience
🇺🇸 Ideal for office politics, Sunday scaries, or staring blankly into the void
Wake up. Drink up. Zone out.
Product Features
