Eat the rich? That’s cute. This heavy cotton tee takes it up a notch with a message that’s impossible to ignore. Made from 100% breathable cotton, it’s soft, durable, and ready for protests, casual rebellion, or just making people uncomfortable at brunch.
Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – breathable, soft, and sustainably sourced
⚡ Classic unisex fit – relaxed, comfortable, and easy to style
💪 No side seams – smooth construction for all-day wear
🪶 Tear-away label – no scratchy distractions
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – made with sustainability in mind
Size Guide (inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.62 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 17.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 20.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.87 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 24.25 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.37 |
Perfect for leftists, anarchists, and anyone tired of billionaires hoarding wealth while the rest of us struggle.
Eat the rich? That’s cute. This heavy cotton tee takes it up a notch with a message that’s impossible to ignore. Made from 100% breathable cotton, it’s soft, durable, and ready for protests, casual rebellion, or just making people uncomfortable at brunch.
Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – breathable, soft, and sustainably sourced
⚡ Classic unisex fit – relaxed, comfortable, and easy to style
💪 No side seams – smooth construction for all-day wear
🪶 Tear-away label – no scratchy distractions
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – made with sustainability in mind
Size Guide (inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.62 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 17.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 20.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.87 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 24.25 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.37 |
Perfect for leftists, anarchists, and anyone tired of billionaires hoarding wealth while the rest of us struggle.
