Uncle Sam’s broke and tired—same. This heavy cotton tee flips the classic propaganda on its head, calling out the billionaires while repping everyday struggle with style. Soft, durable, and made for rallies, sarcasm, or just roasting late-stage capitalism at brunch.
Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – soft, breathable, and built to last longer than trickle-down economics
⚡ Classic unisex fit – relaxed and easy to layer under revolution
💪 No side seams – smooth construction, no distractions
🪶 Tear-away label – irritation-free, just like billionaires should be tax-free... but in reverse
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – because real change is sustainable
Size Guide (inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.62 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 17.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 20.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.87 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 24.25 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.37 |
Perfect for leftists, broke millennials, political meme enthusiasts, and anyone ready to eat the rich with a side of irony.
Uncle Sam’s broke and tired—same. This heavy cotton tee flips the classic propaganda on its head, calling out the billionaires while repping everyday struggle with style. Soft, durable, and made for rallies, sarcasm, or just roasting late-stage capitalism at brunch.
Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – soft, breathable, and built to last longer than trickle-down economics
⚡ Classic unisex fit – relaxed and easy to layer under revolution
💪 No side seams – smooth construction, no distractions
🪶 Tear-away label – irritation-free, just like billionaires should be tax-free... but in reverse
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – because real change is sustainable
Size Guide (inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.62 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 17.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 20.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.87 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 24.25 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.37 |
Perfect for leftists, broke millennials, political meme enthusiasts, and anyone ready to eat the rich with a side of irony.
