I'd Rather Be in Bed with My Dog - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$30.00

Because let’s be real—dogs > people. This heavy cotton tee is soft, durable, and perfect for anyone who would rather cancel plans, skip small talk, and spend the day curled up with their furry best friend. Ethically made from 100% US-grown cotton, it’s built for maximum comfort, just like your dog’s favorite spot (aka your bed).

Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – breathable, soft, and sustainably sourced
Classic unisex fit – relaxed, comfortable, and easy to style
💪 No side seams – smooth construction for all-day wear
🪶 Tear-away label – no scratchy distractions
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – made with sustainability in mind

Size Guide (inches):

SizeWidthLengthSleeve Length
S18.0028.0015.62
M20.0029.0017.00
L22.0030.0018.50
XL24.0031.0020.00
2XL26.0032.0021.50
3XL28.0033.0022.87
4XL30.0034.0024.25
5XL32.0035.0025.37

Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, and anyone who knows their pet is better company than most humans.

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Because let’s be real—dogs > people. This heavy cotton tee is soft, durable, and perfect for anyone who would rather cancel plans, skip small talk, and spend the day curled up with their furry best friend. Ethically made from 100% US-grown cotton, it’s built for maximum comfort, just like your dog’s favorite spot (aka your bed).

Product Details:
🔥 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) – breathable, soft, and sustainably sourced
Classic unisex fit – relaxed, comfortable, and easy to style
💪 No side seams – smooth construction for all-day wear
🪶 Tear-away label – no scratchy distractions
🌿 Ethically sourced & Oeko-Tex certified – made with sustainability in mind

Size Guide (inches):

SizeWidthLengthSleeve Length
S18.0028.0015.62
M20.0029.0017.00
L22.0030.0018.50
XL24.0031.0020.00
2XL26.0032.0021.50
3XL28.0033.0022.87
4XL30.0034.0024.25
5XL32.0035.0025.37

Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, and anyone who knows their pet is better company than most humans.